4 starsContemporary Romancefake relationship/engagementSecond chanceSports Romance

Sexy Motherpucker (Bad Motherpuckers #2) by Lili Valente

Sexy Motherpucker Book Cover Sexy Motherpucker
Bad Motherpuckers #2
Lili Valente
Fiction, Contemporary Romance, Sports Romance
May 22nd 2017

When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth—in front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl—you would think I’d hit rock bottom.


Let’s back this up a sec…

Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger’s NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend…until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was “stepmom” material.

A.K.A, not me, apparently.

The problem? I’m crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We’re still friends, after all, and friends don’t let friends fake it alone.


Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws’ house, or in a hotel room where we’re sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.

I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she’s beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I’ve ever known?

I don’t want to fall in love. I really don’t. The whole “pretend girlfriend” thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.

But when it comes to Laura?

Hell, maybe I’m just not cut out for faking it.

Maria’s Review

➦What do you do when you walk in on your boyfriend wearing your thong?

➦Ok, first of all, don’t panic. Calmly explain to him that it’s just not your jam and collect all your underwear. Then proceed to the nearest bonfire.

➦If, by some chance, while burning your intimates, you happen to meet a sexy man who volunteers to burn his own boxers out of solidarity – just go with it.

➦In all honesty, he’s probably trying to get into your pants. Again, just go with it. God knows you need it.

➦Anywhooooo. If you like romance with whole bunch of humor in it then you’ll probably find this novel thoroughly entertaining! It has a hot single dad hockey player for a hero and a fake relationship trope. I really enjoyed this story, I laughed and I cried at the end, some scenes were too stinkin’ cute.