Four FIVE Smut Scale Stars
Sorry I’m so late with this review, folks.
I’ve been working a lot lately and, well…
Between work, the holidays, and
binge drinking household chores, I didn’t have a whole lot of free time.
Or motivation, quite frankly.
So anysnuggle, this book.
All of us AR fans have been waiting not so patiently for this thing – AKA AR’s first full length novel – for quite some time now.
But before we go any further, let’s be real here…
The male MC in this book is a legit lunatic.
In fact, HERE is where he lives:
Okay, so not really.
He lives in a high rise penthouse, because ROMANCE novel – but still…
Seriously though, he is a stalker of the highest order.
If I had a friend who was dating him, I would tell her to run to the court house ASAP for a restraining order – after we hung out with Sir Stalk-a-Lot and I got me a few rounds of high priced liquid spirit, mind you, but still.
Do NOT pass go.
Do NOT collect 200 dollars.
But anyguzzle, as I said above…
This be a ROMANCE novel, peeps.
And what might be scary, stalker, psychopath in REAL life?
Is hot as FUCK in Romance Landia.
Don’t believe me?
Perhaps one of the most popular love stores of all time:
Romeo and Juliet
Miles was the total crazy stalker we AR ladies love in our romance novels, and Mallory was – of course – the golden clam vagina that all the boys want to get their man package inside of.
This book was everything we all love and expect from AR, only BETTER.
Granted, it was a bit slower moving at times, but homie don’t care.
I dug it.
Because, in the end, it was exactly what I’ve always wanted from an AR book:
In fact, fuck it!
Let’s just go on ahead and bump this shit up to 5 smut stars.
I mean, being that it’s going right on the “spank bank” shelf that lives in my
…I think it deserves it, no?
Well done AR ladies.
I can’t wait for your next foray into full length featuredom.