He's not a douchebag; but that doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one.
MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters:
Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?
Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: must have a pulse. He will reciprakate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551
The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up--they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DON'T WANT ME.
➦This beauty and the beast college romance is verra verra good. Get it, read it, love it. #the end
➦Ok, I’m kidding. I got stuff to say still. A wrestler who’s face has seen better days and a redhead beauty. Will he ever believe someone like her could be with someone like him?
➦This hero wasn’t brooding or a douche. He was actually very sweet and rather insecure. It was very endearing but I kept wishing that he would show his savage side at once point or another. It sort of kind of happened but not to a degree that I wanted. But hey, he was still great. Both main characters were great. Ok, I’m out.