Disclaimer: I prefer to think of this story as Amy and Peg’s “love” story. Poet can go eat some arsenic.
5 Frustrating as FUCK Stars
Let me start off by saying:
1) I’m sick.
2) I have raging PMS.
3) And I had a reaaaaaaallllly shitty weekend.
I really loved this book.
But it also really pissed me the fuck off.
In fact, if I was screaming the pissed off epithets I was yelling at my poor dogs while while reading this thing right now, I would have pissed off Nyquil spittle all over my computer screen.
So, in an effort to save you all some nonsensical cold syrup induced verbal diarrhea, this will be a GIF post.
This book had me feeling either this:
Some of this:
And a whole lotta this:
This is what I wanted to do to poor Amy:
And to Douche King Poet/Patrick:
And over again.
Ok I’m done.
Fuck. That. Dude.
He was NOT redeemable for me and I wanted him to burn.
But I digress.
This was super good. I. Could. Not. Put. It. Down.
Always the sign of a 5-star read for me. Despite that asshole Poet.
Okay, one more time.
1/19/15: Up on amazon and pre-ordered, hells to the yes!
Update 11/21/14: Supposedly coming out Jan 29 now, fingers crossed!!!!
Update 11/21/14: Okay peeps, it’s late November now…where the ever fiving luck is the damned book. *pouty face*
Hells to the YESSSSSSSS.
Look, even Peeta wants it.